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QueenFoxy
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Date Posted：08/07/2012 10:53 PMCopy HTML

Keeping in touch

Since my 16-year-old son recently received a prepaid cell phone as a gift, I’ve asked him to use it to call home if he’s out past his curfew. One Saturday night while waiting up for him, I dozed off in front of the TV. Later I woke to realize that there was no sign of him, and there had been no call.

Irate, I punched in his number. When he answered, I demanded, “Where are you, and why haven’t you bothered to call?”

“Dad,” he sleepily replied, “I’m upstairs in bed. I’ve been home for an hour.”
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Date Posted：12/13/2021 3:58 AMCopy HTML

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QueenFoxy #3052
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The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500".

The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $2,000, please use the ATM.”

The old lady wanted to know why ...

The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a line behind you.”

The old lady remained silent for a few seconds, then handed the card back to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”

The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her, “My apologies Ma'am, you have $35 million in your account and our bank doesn't have so much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?

The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately.

The teller told her any amount up to $250,000.

"Well, please let me have $250,000 now", she requested. The teller did so quickly, then handed it very friendly and respectfully to her elderly client.

The old lady put $500 in her bag and asked the teller to deposit the balance of $249,500 back into her account.

Don't be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skills.
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Date Posted：12/21/2021 3:22 AMCopy HTML

Good one, Foxy!
Alanxxx #3054
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As a culture I see us as presently deprived of subtleties. The music is loud, the anger is elevated, sex seems lacking in sweetness and privacy. - Shelley Berman
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Date Posted：04/24/2022 2:03 AMCopy HTML

Yes indeed!
QueenFoxy #3058
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Date Posted：04/25/2022 12:46 AMCopy HTML

Pets are some of the best companions on earth
1. Cannon Ball!!


2. Boo!

 
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QueenFoxy #3060
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3. Heeeere's Kitty!
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Date Posted：04/26/2022 1:17 AMCopy HTML

LOL!
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4. Why should the Coppertone Dog have all the fun?

coppertone-cat
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Date Posted：04/27/2022 3:26 AMCopy HTML

LMBO, that's funny! 
QueenFoxy #3064
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5. My "Kibble of the Month" Club is here!
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Date Posted：04/27/2022 6:24 AMCopy HTML

LOL!

Hope there wasn't any bills in that delivery!
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Rebecca was driving home from one of her business trips in New Mexico when she saw an old Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the old Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the trip, Rebecca tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a black leather bag on the seat next to Rebecca. “What in bag?” asked the old woman. Rebecca looked down at the leather bag and said, “It’s a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.” The Navajo woman was silent for a few seconds. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, “Good trade.”
QueenFoxy #3067
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Date Posted：06/21/2022 6:47 PMCopy HTML

Love it, Mike.
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Good one, Mike!
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Date Posted：06/29/2022 1:56 AMCopy HTML

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That's me!
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