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| Title: Welcome to Joe's Pub | |
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QueenFoxy
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Date Posted：02/06/2013 7:24 PMCopy HTML  Grab a drink and don't forget to say hellooooo. Bring your own if you wish.        |
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Big_Cheese
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Re：Welcome to Joe's Pub Date Posted：07/26/2023 11:12 AMCopy HTML Joe is so old he doesn't realize all the cool kids are of legal drinking age. Joe has been arrested and put in jail for filing a false police report. |
Niceguy2
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Re：Welcome to Joe's Pub Date Posted：07/27/2023 2:23 AMCopy HTML I'm in the cell right next to Mike. |
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Big_Cheese
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Re：Welcome to Joe's Pub Date Posted：08/09/2023 12:54 PMCopy HTML Joe, go play Trapper John! |
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Niceguy2
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Re：Welcome to Joe's Pub Date Posted：08/10/2023 2:37 AMCopy HTML
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Big_Cheese
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Re：Welcome to Joe's Pub Date Posted：03/26/2024 10:44 AMCopy HTML This pub has been closed by the health department due to rat infestation. Go to Mike's Pub the cleanest pub in the land with a Health Rating of A++. |
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Niceguy2
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Re：Welcome to Joe's Pub Date Posted：03/27/2024 2:02 AMCopy HTML I trapped all the rats, took them over to Mike's Pub, and released them. I gave Mike some advice: Get a cat. |
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Big_Cheese
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Re：Welcome to Joe's Pub Date Posted：03/27/2024 10:32 AMCopy HTML I trapped all the rats, took them over to Mike's Pub, and released them. I gave Mike some advice: Get a cat. The rats ran away from Mike's Pub since it was too clean and returned to the filthy flea infested Joe's Pub where they felt at home and began to multiple again in the hundreds. |
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Niceguy2
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Re：Welcome to Joe's Pub Date Posted：03/28/2024 1:25 AMCopy HTML I bought 1,300 cats, emptied out every animal shelter within 2,000 miles, and the cats quickly gobbled up all the rats, then hurried over to Mike's Pub to poop.
Joe's Pub... newly sanitized.
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Big_Cheese
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Re：Welcome to Joe's Pub Date Posted：03/28/2024 5:56 PMCopy HTML The health department doesn't believe it and still has closed the pub. |
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Niceguy2
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Re：Welcome to Joe's Pub Date Posted：03/31/2024 1:49 AMCopy HTML Joe's Pub invited all of the health department's employees into the pub for free beer, all they can drink on that particular night. Every single one of the employees changed their mind and agreed to allow Joe's Pub to stay open. The beer is THAT good. As an addendum... Joe's Pub still does NOT offer Budweiser beer, nor any brand sold by Anheuser-Busch. |
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Big_Cheese
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Re：Welcome to Joe's Pub Date Posted：04/01/2024 11:02 AMCopy HTML The federal government investigated Joe for bribing health officials and arrested him for fraud and racketeering. He has to spend the next 10 years in jail. His pub has been permanently closed now!
Mike visits Joe in jail from time to time. Joe has asked for a cake with a file in it. Next week Mike will deliver a cake with a file in it so Joe can use it to saw through the jail cell bars and escape!
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Niceguy2
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Re：Welcome to Joe's Pub Date Posted：04/02/2024 1:20 AMCopy HTML Forget the file, Mike. Bring me a cake containing an acetylene torch! |
